Would you like some sugar, milk, and rats with your coffee???
Your morbid prayers have been answered, you weirdo, because The Black Rat Cafe is totally a thing! Also, are you Wednesday Addams, perchance?
The San Francisco Dungeon — a “60 minute journey through San Francisco’s past from the Gold Rush to Alcatraz” — is now offering furry entertainment in a pop-up with a bistro setting. Except here you can sip on a latte, or “rat-tuccino” and interact with some domesticated rodents.
And it’s for only $49.99, which will get you unlimited coffee and entrance to the Dungeon. Sounds like a rat-tacular deal to us! LOLz! (That wasn’t even a good pun.)
Anyway, spokesman Matthew Clarkson said:
“We want to offer a frighteningly funny encounter with creepy-crawly critters you could only find at The San Francisco Dungeon. Drinking coffee while a rats on the loose? That’s not for the faint of heart.”
Yeah, no shit!
“We’re obviously following all food code and hygiene requirements.”
You better, dude! This isn’t Ratatouille!
Some people are NOT feeling it though:
While it’s a cute idea, I don’t let my rats run around my kitchen. The cafe will have to deep clean their facility before & after. #ratcafe https://t.co/frt6AWSrs6
— Jessica Lynn (@jesslynnchii) May 19, 2017
And others are like “hell yeah sign me up!”:
Would you want rats all up in your business while you have coffee, Perezcious readers???
Let us know (below)!
[Image via San Francisco Dungeon]